derinthescarletpescatarian:

lumeninfusco:

lumeninfusco:

thyrell:

thyrell:

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

can you imagine being an adult nepo baby at a company your rich dad invested in and having to walk into the boardroom first day like. hi everyone. my name is techno mechanicus

I can tell this is fake because “techno mechanicus” doesn’t start with X

OH SON OF A BITCH

Screenshot of an article about Elon Musk's biography. Quote: "him. The musician Grimes, the mother of three of Musk's children (the existence of the third, Techno Mechanicus, nicknamed Tau, has been kept private until now), calls his roiling anger "demon mode" - a mindset that "causes a lot of chaost." She also" End quote The word "Tau" in the described passage is highlighted.ALT
Screenshot of a wikipedia page about "Tau". It reads: "Tau was derived from the Phoenician letter taw" followed by a character that closely resembles the roman alphanumeric letter X. The implication being that Elon has named yet another human being some variant of the letter X.ALT

I haven’t been reblogging this post because I genuinely assumed you guys were Goncharoving a nepo baby

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vampibur:

mutual 1: I want to turn that man’s prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here’s smth i doodled during science class lol

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mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn’t know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

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mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car….it’s so intimate….turning him on….

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo’s arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he’s being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: “scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality” god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we’re not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don’t even listen to…..

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i’m going to fall into lake michigan

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